Cat Diggety Dog
"Cat Diggety Dog"
Featured in CatDog
Sung by CatDog
Originally performed by
Lyrics by
Episode(s) "Cat Diggety Dog"
Album release(s) The Newest Nicktoons
Nickelodeon Sing Along Karaoke
Cat Diggety Dog CatDog The Splat01:38

Cat Diggety Dog CatDog The Splat

"Cat Diggety Dog" is a song that makes up the closing segment of the 24th episode of CatDog.


Cat: Now remember, Dog, follow my lead. When I say "Cat diggety dog", you say "Cat diggety--"
Dog: OKAY!

Cat diggety dog!
Cat: Cat diggety dog...
Dog: Dog diggety cat...
Cat: Dog diggety cat...
Dog: He wants to do this!
Cat: I wanna do this!
Dog: I gotta do that!
Cat: Terrific!

Both: How could it get,
How could it get,
How could it get
Any better than this?

Cat: I can imagine.

Dog: Two-in-one brothers!
Cat: Two-in-one brothers...
Dog: We never fight...
Cat: We never fight...
Dog: Except when WE YELL AND SCREAM!
Cat: Dog, will you watch?!
Dog: When we scratch and bite!

Cat: How could it get,
How could it get,
How could it get
Any wetter than this?

Dog: Could I get you a towel?
Cat: Never mind.

Dog: We're salt and pepper.
Cat: We're salt and pepper.
Dog: We're bacon and eggs!
Cat: That's SCRAMBLED eggs!
Dog: My legs are his arms!
Cat: His legs are my arms!
Dog: My arms are his legs!

Dog: I gotta eat trash!
Cat: He HAS to eat trash...
Dog: He's gotta eat well!
Cat: Well, I try to eat well!
Dog: I eat till I'm full!
Cat: He eats till I'm SICK!
Dog: And boy, do I smell! Woo!

Hi-ho diggety!
Cat: No-ho diggety...
Dog: When the day is done...
Cat: PLEASE say it's done!
Dog: You know, two heads...
Cat: What about two heads?
Dog: ...are more than one!

Dog: Cat's face doesn't get,
Cat's face doesn't get,
Cat: What are you--?
Dog: Cat's face doesn't get
Cat: What?!
Dog: Any redder than this!
Cat: Do-ho, that's funny! That's, those are not the right words!

Both: It just doesn't get,
It just doesn't get,
It just doesn't get
Any better than this!

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