"Floating With You" is a song sung by Cosmo and Wanda in The Fairly OddParents special "School's Out!: The Musical". As a way to distract Jorgen Von Strangle so they can escape, Cosmo and Wanda sing about their love for each other, during which the story of how they met and their courtship is shown in flashback.
Lyrics[]
Wanda:
I was lost
Till he found me
And although he confounds me
By his crown
Is where I know I should be
Yes, I know he's a moron
With a brain made of boron
And yet I'm drawn to him magically
And through every moment of turmoil
And moment of pain
Through all of our misadventures
One thing remains
Facing pixies, bullies, and jar-heads
I'll never be blue
As long as I'm floating
With you
Cosmo:
I saw her and no other
I still lived with my mother
When I spotted her swirly pink hair
Though my shoes smell like tar pits
And I don't wash my armpits
I like monkeys too much,
But I know she doesn't care
And I know that I'm forgetful
I know I'm dim
And even though I've just eaten
I know I'll swim
I know it doesn't matter
If I can't count to two,
As long as I'm floating with you
- (Instrumental)
Both:
Even though we're in deep here
And they might make us sleep here
Here with you, dear, is
Where we both make our stand
Wanda:
I am braced for attack and
Cosmo:
Knowing she has my back end
Both:
All I need is his/her hand in my hand
Wanda:
Baby, I know
I can be nagging
Cosmo:
I know you're naggy, too
Wanda:
I know that I'm demanding
Cosmo:
(Oh, man is that true!)
But one thing I'm understanding
Both:
No matter what we go through
I'd rather go through it
I know I'll get through it
If I'm floating through it
With you