This is a list of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide characters.
Ned Bigby - Devon Werkheiser
Ned is the main character who started the guide after walking into the girls bathroom at a young age. He is usually getting into trouble with his friends Moze and Cookie. Ned has been neighbors with Mose his whole life. His dream girl is Suzie Crabgrass, but she moves to Santa Ana and then he starts to like Moze, Moze also begins to like Ned. His dream girl has to be funny, have a good smile and attitude qualitys that fit moze. He usually turns to Gordy, the school's janitor, for advice on girls and guy stuff.
Jennifer Mosely - Lindsey Shaw
Jennifer goes by the name of "Moze" because Ned called her that in first grade to avoid confusion from the other three Jennifers in the class. She was usually trying to break away from Ned and Cookie in the hope of getting a girl best friend in the early part of the show, season one mainly. She eventually became best friends with her worst enemy - Suzie Crabgrass. She eventually becomes friends with many people after becoming friends with Cookie and Ned. She is a volleyball jock and has set the most school records, including one for the most school records. She's usually the one Ned and Cookie come to for favors.
Simon Nelson-Cook - Daniel Curtis Lee
Simon goes by the name "Cookie", since his last name is "Cook". He is a computer genius, with his own micro-computer in his glasses. He is able to hack into the school's database, and this often comes in handy. Along with his computer glasses, he has "printer-pants". Cookie is seen as goofy, helpful, and occasionally charming.He is somewhat of a nerd, and is shown to have a crush on Lisa Zemo in season 3. Cookie continually tries to get Lisa to go out with him in the third season, and finally does so in the series finale.
Gordy - Daran Norris
He is the 40-year-old janitor at Polk and almost never does his job, although the school is normally not visibly dirty. If there is a big mess to clean up, Gordy always gives the excuse "I'll let the night guy get it."
Suzie Crabgrass - Christian Serratos
Ned's crush and Moze's archenemy, but later best friend. Ned's dream girl since fourth grade.
Billy Loomer - Kyle Swann
.The schools bully, and a frienmy of Ned and his pals. He is almost always seen with his friends Crony and Buzz. He has a huge crush on Moze (which she can't stand). He has also gone out with Suzie Crabgrass. He wears a leather jacket and combat clothes (he was even nice to Ned when he was wearing a leather jacket). He can open lockers by smashing his head to them and often helps Ned pull pranks. Although he helps Ned, he usally just likes to beat him up.
Jerry "Crony" - Matthew "Teo" Olivares
Jerry One Of Loomer's Bully Group. It is Revealed That he is very good at sewing, Cookie also helps him out and even took an attempt to tell everyone his secret.
Coconut Head - Rob Pinkston
A geeky friend of Ned, Moze, and Cookie. No viewer knows his real name. His nick name is based off his hairdo, which his mom gave him, which looks like a coconut.
Martin Qwerly - Tylor Chase
Another geeky friend of Ned, Cookie, and Moze. He's extremely optimistic and is always seen talking, usually insanely fast.
Lisa Zemo - Rachel Sibner
Lisa is an allergic girl and has a huge crush on Cookie in Both Season One And Two. On Season Three Lisa has Completely changes with now no glasses and her allergicness now gone. She is now serounded by boys entirely in her locker. They Usually ask for several Dates which Lisa organizes On a Book.
Missy Meaney - Carlie Casey
A popular girl in school that takes an interest in Ned during season 3.
Faymen Phorchin - Vinicius Machado
Faymen Is was Moze's Crush and eventually boyfriend. Moze soon realize she had a few feeling for Ned And Tested Both. When Ned Finds Out About this he is Shock that Faymen Won.
Evelyn Kwong - Michelle Kim
Evelyn is a Very smart Student who is very competitive and competes with Cookie In any school subject. It is revealed that Evelyn had a Crush On Cookie. They had an awkward relationship since they were enemies in the first place. But After annoying tests, Evelyn left Cookie and went out with Seth Simply Becuase She Had a Great Shot In Basketball during one of the tests. This Made Seth More Smarter. Not Much is Know About Evelyn except That Now She is with Seth.
The Weasel - Vanessa the Weasel
The Weasel is Gordy's Biggest Enemy and Aim. For Years Gordy has landed scheme to scheme to capture it. In The Final Episode it is revealed That The Weasel is actually in the school becuase it has babies to take care hidden In A Closet
Seth Powers - Alex Black
The clueless and basketball obsessed boy of Moze's dreams in the seasons 1 and 2, who suddenly became smart after going out with Evelyn Kwong.
She is the "future lawyer" of the school who represents students at Polk.
One of Loomer's bullie pals. He only talked once in the whole series. In the "Volunteering" episode.
The Huge Crew
They are a group of girl bullies in the school led by Doris Trembley. They strongly dislike Billy Loomer and his friends, and they love Ned to the point of obssession.
Le-Forger (Martin Qwerly)
He is a student at Polk who forges phony notes for students in exchange for a box of coconut Macaroons. He speaks in a fake French accent and uses a lighting effect in his "office" so that nobody can see his face.
Spencer - Corbin Bleu
A student a Polk who is very good at acting. He speaks with an accent and dreams of being a Hollywood star.
The Scoop - Vincent Martella
He appears mostly in the first season. The scoop is the school's journalist and photographer.
|Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide|
|Media||Episodes • Pilots • Season 1 • Season 2 • Season 3 • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide: TV Movie|
|Characters||Ned Bigby • Jennifer Moze • Simon Nelson-Cook • Main characters • Recurring adult characters|
|Other||DVDs • Tips from Season 1 • Tips from Season 2 • Tips from Season 3|