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This article lists episodes with completed episode transcripts of Spongebob Squarepants.

Season	Episode	Title	Transcript
1	1a	Help Wanted	View transcript.
1	1b	Reef Blower	View transcript.
1	1c	Tea at the Treedome	View transcript.
1	2a	Bubblestand	View transcript.
1	2b	Ripped Pants	View transcript.
1	3a	Jellyfishing	View transcript.
1	3b	Plankton!	View transcript.
1	4a	Naughty Nautical Neighbors	View transcript.
1	4b	Boating School	View transcript.
1	5a	Pizza Delivery	View transcript.
1	5b	Home Sweet Pineapple	View transcript.
1	6a	Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy	View transcript.
1	6b	Pickles	View transcript.
1	7a	Hall Monitor	View transcript.
1	7b	Jellyfish Jam	View transcript.
1	8a	Sandy's Rocket	View transcript.
1	8b	Squeaky Boots	View transcript.
1	9a	Nature Pants	View transcript.
1	9b	Opposite Day	View transcript.
1	10a	Culture Shock	View transcript.
1	10b	F.U.N.	View transcript.
1	11a	MuscleBob BuffPants	View transcript.
1	11b	Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost	View transcript.
1	12a	The Chaperone	View transcript.
1	12b	Employee of the Month	View transcript.
1	13a	Scaredy Pants	View transcript.
1	13b	I Was a Teenage Gary	View transcript.
1	14a	SB-129	View transcript.
1	14b	Karate Choppers	View transcript.
1	15a	Sleepy Time	View transcript.
1	15b	Suds	View transcript.
1	16a	Valentine's Day	View transcript.
1	16b	The Paper	View transcript.
1	17a	Arrgh!	View transcript.
1	17b	Rock Bottom	View transcript.
1	18a	Texas	View transcript.
1	18b	Walking Small	View transcript.
1	19a	Fools in April	View transcript.
1	19b	Neptune's Spatula	View transcript.
1	20a	Hooky	View transcript.
1	20b	Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II	View transcript.
2	21a	Your Shoe's Untied	View transcript.
2	21b	Squid's Day Off	View transcript.
2	22a	Something Smells	View transcript.
2	22b	Bossy Boots	View transcript.
2	23a	Big Pink Loser	View transcript.
2	23b	Bubble Buddy	View transcript.
2	24a	Dying for Pie	View transcript.
2	24b	Imitation Krabs	View transcript.
2	25a	Wormy	View transcript.
2	25b	Patty Hype	View transcript.
2	26a	Grandma's Kisses	View transcript.
2	26b	Squidville	View transcript.
2	27a	Pre-Hibernation Week	View transcript.
2	27b	Life of Crime	View transcript.
2	28	Christmas Who?	View transcript.
2	29a	Survival of the Idiots	View transcript.
2	29b	Dumped	View transcript.
2	30a	No Free Rides	View transcript.
2	30b	I'm Your Biggest Fanatic	View transcript.
2	31a	Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III	View transcript.
2	31b	Squirrel Jokes	View transcript.
2	32a	Pressure	View transcript.
2	32b	The Smoking Peanut	View transcript.
2	33a	Shanghaied	View transcript.
2	33b	Gary Takes a Bath	View transcript.
2	34a	Welcome to the Chum Bucket	View transcript.
2	34b	Frankendoodle	View transcript.
2	35a	The Secret Box	View transcript.
2	35b	Band Geeks	View transcript.
2	36a	Graveyard Shift	View transcript.
2	36b	Krusty Love	View transcript.
2	37a	Procrastination	View transcript.
2	37b	I'm with Stupid	View transcript.
2	38a	Sailor Mouth	View transcript.
2	38b	Artist Unknown	View transcript.
2	39a	Jellyfish Hunter	View transcript.
2	39b	The Fry Cook Games	View transcript.
2	40a	Squid on Strike	View transcript.
2	40b	Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm	View transcript.
3	41a	The Algae's Always Greener	View transcript.
3	41b	SpongeGuard on Duty	View transcript.
3	42a	Club SpongeBob	View transcript.
3	42b	My Pretty Seahorse	View transcript.
3	43a	Just One Bite	View transcript.
3	43b	The Bully	View transcript.
3	44a	Nasty Patty	View transcript.
3	44b	Idiot Box	View transcript.
3	45a	Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV	View transcript.
3	45b	Doing Time	View transcript.
3	46a	Snowball Effect	View transcript.
3	46b	One Krab's Trash	View transcript.
3	47a	As Seen on TV	View transcript.
3	47b	Can You Spare a Dime?	View transcript.
3	48a	No Weenies Allowed	View transcript.
3	48b	Squilliam Returns	View transcript.
3	49a	Krab Borg	View transcript.
3	49b	Rock-a-Bye Bivalve	View transcript.
3	50a	Wet Painters	View transcript.
3	50b	Krusty Krab Training Video	View transcript.
3	51	Party Pooper Pants	View transcript.
3	52a	Chocolate With Nuts	View transcript.
3	52b	Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V	View transcript.
3	53a	New Student Starfish	View transcript.
3	53b	Clams	View transcript.
3	54	Ugh	View transcript.
3	55a	The Great Snail Race	View transcript.
3	55b	Mid-Life Crustacean	View transcript.
3	56a	Born Again Krabs	View transcript.
3	56b	I Had an Accident	View transcript.
3	57a	Krabby Land	View transcript.
3	57b	The Camping Episode	View transcript.
3	58a	Missing Identity	View transcript.
3	58b	Plankton's Army	View transcript.
3	59	The Sponge Who Could Fly	View transcript.
3	60a	SpongeBob Meets the Strangler	View transcript.
3	60b	Pranks a Lot	View transcript.
M	—	The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie	View transcript.
4	61a	Fear of a Krabby Patty	View transcript.
4	61b	Shell of a Man	View transcript.
4	62a	The Lost Mattress	View transcript.
4	62b	Krabs vs Plankton	View transcript.
4	63	Have You Seen This Snail?	View transcript.
4	64a	Skill Crane	View transcript.
4	64b	Good Neighbors	View transcript.
4	65a	Selling Out	View transcript.
4	65b	Funny Pants	View transcript.
4	66	Dunces and Dragons	View transcript.
4	67a	Enemy In-Law	View transcript.
4	67b	Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture	View transcript.
4	68a	Patrick SmartPants	View transcript.
4	68b	SquidBob TentaclePants	View transcript.
4	69a	Krusty Towers	View transcript.
4	69b	Mrs. Puff, You're Fired	View transcript.
4	70a	Ghost Host	View transcript.
4	70b	Chimps Ahoy	View transcript.
4	71a	Whale of a Birthday	View transcript.
4	71b	Karate Island	View transcript.
4	72a	All That Glitters	View transcript.
4	72b	Wishing You Well	View transcript.
4	73a	New Leaf	View transcript.
4	73b	Once Bitten	View transcript.
4	74a	Bummer Vacation	View transcript.
4	74b	Wigstruck	View transcript.
4	75a	Squidtastic Voyage	View transcript.
4	75b	That's No Lady	View transcript.
4	76a	The Thing	View transcript.
4	76b	Hocus Pocus	View transcript.
4	77a	Driven to Tears	View transcript.
4	77b	Rule of Dumb	View transcript.
4	78a	Born to Be Wild	View transcript.
4	78b	Best Frenemies	View transcript.
4	79a	The Pink Purloiner	View transcript.
4	79b	Squid Wood	View transcript.
4	80a	Best Day Ever	View transcript.
4	80b	The Gift of Gum	View transcript.
5	81	Friend or Foe	View transcript.
5	82a	The Original Fry Cook	View transcript.
5	82b	Night Light	View transcript.
5	83a	Rise and Shine	View transcript.
5	83b	Waiting	View transcript.
5	83c	Fungus Among Us	View transcript.
5	84a	Spy Buddies	View transcript.
5	84b	Boat Smarts	View transcript.
5	84c	Good Ol' Whatshisname	View transcript.
5	85a	New Digs	View transcript.
5	85b	Krabs a la Mode	View transcript.
5	86a	Roller Cowards	View transcript.
5	86b	Bucket Sweet Bucket	View transcript.
5	87a	To Love a Patty	View transcript.
5	87b	Breath of Fresh Squidward	View transcript.
5	88a	Money Talks	View transcript.
5	88b	SpongeBob vs. the Patty Gadget	View transcript.
5	88c	Slimy Dancing	View transcript.
5	89a	The Krusty Sponge	View transcript.
5	89b	Sing a Song of Patrick	View transcript.
5	90a	A Flea in Her Dome	View transcript.
5	90b	The Donut of Shame	View transcript.
5	90c	The Krusty Plate	View transcript.
5	91	Atlantis SquarePantis	View transcript.
5	92a	Le Big Switch	View transcript.
5	92b	Goo Goo Gas	View transcript.
5	93a	Picture Day	View transcript.
5	93b	Pat No Pay	View transcript.
5	93c	BlackJack	View transcript.
5	94a	Blackened Sponge	View transcript.
5	94b	Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob	View transcript.
5	95a	The Inmates of Summer	View transcript.
5	95b	To Save a Squirrel	View transcript.
5	96	Pest of the West	View transcript.
5	97a	20,000 Patties Under the Sea	View transcript.
5	97b	The Battle of Bikini Bottom	View transcript.
5	98	What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?	View transcript.
5	99a	The Two Faces of Squidward	View transcript.
5	99b	SpongeHenge	View transcript.
5	100a	Banned in Bikini Bottom	View transcript.
5	100b	Stanley S. SquarePants	View transcript.
6	101a	House Fancy	View transcript.
6	101b	Krabby Road	View transcript.
6	102a	Penny Foolish	View transcript.
6	102b	Nautical Novice	View transcript.
6	103a	Spongicus	View transcript.
6	103b	Suction Cup Symphony	View transcript.
6	104a	Not Normal	View transcript.
6	104b	Gone	View transcript.
6	105a	The Splinter	View transcript.
6	105b	Slide Whistle Stooges	View transcript.
6	106a	A Life in a Day	View transcript.
6	106b	Sun Bleached	View transcript.
6	107a	Giant Squidward	View transcript.
6	107b	No Nose Knows	View transcript.
6	108a	Patty Caper	View transcript.
6	108b	Plankton's Regular	View transcript.
6	109a	Boating Buddies	View transcript.
6	109b	The Krabby Kronicle	View transcript.
6	110a	The Slumber Party	View transcript.
6	110b	Grooming Gary	View transcript.
6	111	SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One	View transcript.
6	112a	Porous Pockets	View transcript.
6	112b	Choir Boys	View transcript.
6	113a	Krusty Krushers	View transcript.
6	113b	The Card	View transcript.
6	114a	Dear Vikings	View transcript.
6	114b	Ditchin'	View transcript.
6	115a	Grandpappy the Pirate	View transcript.
6	115b	Cephalopod Lodge	View transcript.
6	116a	Squid's Visit	View transcript.
6	116b	To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants	View transcript.
6	117a	Shuffleboarding	View transcript.
6	117b	Professor Squidward	View transcript.
6	118a	Pet or Pests	View transcript.
6	118b	Komputer Overload	View transcript.
6	119a	Gullible Pants	View transcript.
6	119b	Overbooked	View transcript.
6	120a	No Hat for Pat	View transcript.
6	120b	Toy Store of Doom	View transcript.
7	121a	Sand Castles in the Sand	View transcript.
7	121b	Shell Shocked	View transcript.
7	122a	Chum Bucket Supreme	View transcript.
7	122b	Single Cell Anniversary	View transcript.
7	125a	Pineapple Fever	View transcript.
7	125b	Chum Caverns	View transcript.
7	127a	Stuck in the Wringer	View transcript.
7	127b	The Inside Job	View transcript.
7	128a	I Heart Dancing	View transcript.
7	128b	Squid TV	View transcript.
7	129a	Growth Spout	View transcript.
7	129b	Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy	View transcript.
7	TBA	Neptune's Party	View transcript.

[edit] See Also

SpongeBob SquarePants
	Media releases:	| Episodes | Seasons: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 & 7 | | The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie | Movie Soundtrack | | Yellow Album | SpongeBob DVD's | Transcripts |
	Cast and Crew:	| Stephen Hillenburg (Creator) | Tom Kenny (SpongeBob & Gary) | | Bill Fagerbakke (Patrick) | Rodger Bumpass (Squidward) | | Carolyn Lawrence (Sandy) | Doug Lawrence (Plankton) | | Clancy Brown (Mr. Krabs) |
	Characters:	| SpongeBob | Patrick | Squidward | Mr. Krabs | Sandy | Gary | Plankton | | Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy | Pearl | Mrs. Puff | Larry | | Flying Dutchman | King Neptune | Squilliam | Patchy the Pirate |
	Bikini Bottom:	| List of Places | Places Beyond | | Chum Bucket | Goo Lagoon | Krusty Krab | Mrs. Puff's Boating School |
	Other:	| Krabby Patty | Jellyfishing |