Parker Dinkleman is the deuteragonist of Mr. Meaty. He works with Josh Redgrove as Mr. Meaty, a food-chain restaurant in the mall. He sometimes drives Josh crazy. He is an only child who lives with his single mother. Unsanitary, overweight, and a bit dumb, Parker loves making movies with Josh and cooking foods; however, he can also be considered Josh's bad luck when he ruins Josh's moments talking to girls with his disgusting habits (such as farting or other bodily sounds). His special skills that he wrote on his job application were "Nunchucks and stopping kids from running". Parker was a member of the Bear Cub Scouts.
He is voiced by Jason Hopley.
He likes science fiction and fantasy which annoys Josh.