The Non-Adventures of Safety Queen was a series of mini-shorts aired between shows on Nickelodeon from 1995 to 1996.

The shorts spotlighted the titular Safety Queen (voiced by sometimes Katrina Johnson), a girl who wears safety gear and travels by pogo stick. Each of the shorts followed this formula: Safety Queen would see that a kid her age in a dilemma of some sort and would arrive on the scene to examine the problem. Safety Queen would tell them not to go through with what they're about to do, giving some ludicrous explanation as to why and claiming the outcome will be "very unsafe." However, the kid would do the action in question anyway and thus prove her wrong.

All three of the Safety Queen shorts were included on the Rugrats: Phil and Lil - Double Trouble VHS in 1996.